Funny Valentine’s Day Status 2020, Quotes & Wishes

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Funny Valentine’s Day status

Funny Valentine’s Day Status 2020, Quotes & Wishes! Hello Guys, In Post, We are collected Valentine’s Day Funny SMS, Funny Valentine’s Day Wishes SMS and more. It’s again the season of love and the time to celebrate love life with your lover, Boyfriend, Wife, Girlfriend and other Person.

Valentine Day is the way to come closer and show the feelings of heart. And it’s good to make some fun on this special day to make love life happier and bring a smile to loved ones face. Just read the full post on the below.

Funny Valentine’s Day status

This day is one of the most popular in the world. Pick up some funny Valentine’s Day status and share on Whatsapp either you may tag your lover or friends on Facebook to make them smile with the help of these funny Valentine’s Day statuses.

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Here is provide funny Valentine’s Day captions on Instagram or Facebook, Twitter and also Social Media website. You may use some tricky flirting captions while chatting with your girlfriend and boyfriend.

Valentine day Funny Quotes:

>>It is impossible to love and be wise…”

>>Love is a game that two can play and both win…”

>>Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing…”

>>Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing…”

>>Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in…”

>>Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife…”

>>Today is Happy Valentine’s Day 2020…”

>>Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch…”

>>If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question…”

Funny Valentine’s Day Status 2020:

>I love you just the way I am…”

>I’m so happy for you, that you’ve got the best-looking boyfriend ever…”

>The only card I want for Valentine’s is VISA…” >Valentine’s Day Funny Status 2020<

>Don’t blame me for loving you madly; it’s your entire fault that you have everything I’m so fond of…” > Valentine’s Day 2020 Status<

>There’s just one thing I want to change about you that’s your last name. Happy Valentine’s Day…”

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>Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants…”

>Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, but they had an Apple…”

>If I were a hunter, then I must be a bad shooter because every time you cross my mind, I miss you…” > Funny Valentine’s Day Status <

>The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court…”

>You are every girl’s dream come true. But never ever take that for granted, else I’ll be your worst nightmare…”

>I feel for you and totally understand if you get jealous all the time. I’d feel the same way if I had such a hot boyfriend…”

 Valentine Day Funny Images:

Funny Valentine’s Day Messages

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Short Funny Valentine’s Day:

>>I will never get tired of loving you and I hope you don’t too…

>>Wish our Valentine’s Day sicken all our single friends.

>>To all my friends who are committed >Happy Valentine’s Day

>>Seriously, do I look like Valentine’s person?

>>What did the painter say to his Girlfriend? “I love you with all my art!”

>>It would be great if Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button.

>>My love for you is stronger than last year! “Happy Valentine’s Day”

>>For love for you I would even do the thing Meat Loaf wouldn’t do.

>>Valentine’s Day is the day that the “V” and the “D” come together.

>>Valentine’s day 2020< Another great holiday to remind some of us how truly alone we are.

 Valentine’s Day Funny Status For Facebook:

>>I promise to vote for any presidential candidate, who promises to forbid Valentine’s Day…”

>>I wish your Valentine’s Day celebration get a tone of likes…”

>>Anybody knows where the cheapest place to buy 12 red roses is just asking for a friend…”

>>I trust you plan more for Valentine’s Day than Russia prepared for the Olympics…”

>>It’s a pity to tell you I’m sorry my period ruined your plans for this Valentine’s Day…”

>>No, darling, I don’t think it would be appropriate to give you your Valentine’s Day gift at the restaurant…”

>>My love for you is beyond words so don’t expect a Valentine’s Day card from me…”

Funny Valentine’s Day Captions 2020:

>I want to LOL you all night long. >Happy V day

>It is impossible not wanting to kiss you every time you smile!

>You are the only one with whom I want to do a million things.

>It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me. >Happy day Darling<

>I already killed some helpless flowers for you… what else do you want?

>Who needs men when I’ve got my girls? >Happy Valentines’ Day everyone<

>keeps hearing that the right person will come along… I think mine got hit by a truck.

>After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.

>Your love is better than chocolate. Better than anything else that I’ve tried.

 >7 billion smiles and yours is my favorite. > Valentine’s Day wishes<

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